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В этом году мне исполнилось, ребята, сорок лет. Значит, выходит, что я сорок раз видел новогоднюю ёлку. Это много!

  Ну, первые три года жизни я, наверно, не понимал, что такое ёлка. Наверно, мама выносила меня на ручках. И, наверно, я своими чёрными глазёнками без интереса смотрел на разукрашенное дерево.

А когда мне, дети, ударило пять лет, то я уже отлично понимал, что такое ёлка. И я с нетерпением ожидал этого весёлого праздника. И даже в щёлочку двери подглядывал, как моя мама украшает ёлку.

А моей сестрёнке Леле было в то время семь лет. И она была исключительно бойкая девочка. Она мне однажды сказала:

– Минька, мама ушла на кухню. Давай пойдём в комнату, где стоит ёлка, и поглядим, что там делается.

Вот мы с сестрёнкой Лелей вошли в комнату. И видим: очень красивая ёлка. А под ёлкой лежат подарки. А на ёлке разноцветные бусы, флаги, фонарики, золотые орехи, пастилки и крымские яблочки.

Моя сестрёнка Леля говорит:

– Не будем глядеть подарки. А вместо того давай лучше съедим по одной пастилке. И вот она подходит к ёлке и моментально съедает одну пастилку, висящую на ниточке. Я говорю:

– Леля, если ты съела пастилочку, то я тоже сейчас что-нибудь съем. И я подхожу к ёлке и откусываю маленький кусочек яблока. Леля говорит:

– Минька, если ты яблоко откусил, то я сейчас другую пастилку съем и вдобавок возьму себе ещё эту конфетку.

  А Леля была очень такая высокая, длинновязая девочка. И она могла высоко достать. Она встала на цыпочки и своим большим ртом стала поедать вторую пастилку. А я был удивительно маленького роста. И мне почти что ничего нельзя было достать, кроме одного яблока, которое висело низко. Я говорю:

– Если ты, Лелища, съела вторую пастилку, то я ещё раз откушу это яблоко. И я снова беру руками это яблочко и снова его немножко откусываю. Леля говорит:

  – Если ты второй раз откусил яблоко, то я не буду больше церемониться и сейчас съем третью пастилку и вдобавок возьму себе на память хлопушку и орех. Тогда я чуть не заревел. Потому что она могла до всего дотянуться, а я нет. Я ей говорю:

  – А я, Лелища, как поставлю к ёлке стул и как достану себе тоже что-нибудь, кроме яблока. 

И вот я стал своими худенькими ручонками тянуть к ёлке стул. Но стул упал на меня. Я хотел поднять стул. Но он снова упал. И прямо на подарки. Леля говорит:

– Минька, ты, кажется, разбил куклу. Так и есть. Ты отбил у куклы фарфоровую ручку.

  Тут раздались мамины шаги, и мы с Лелей убежали в другую комнату. Леля говорит:

– Вот теперь, Минька, я не ручаюсь, что мама тебя не выдерет.

  Я хотел зареветь, но в этот момент пришли гости. Много детей с их родителями. И тогда наша мама зажгла все свечи на ёлке, открыла дверь и сказала:

– Все входите.

И все дети вошли в комнату, где стояла ёлка. Наша мама говорит:

  – Теперь пусть каждый ребёнок подходит ко мне, и я каждому буду давать игрушку и угощение.

  И вот дети стали подходить к нашей маме. И она каждому дарила игрушку. Потом снимала с ёлки яблоко, пастилку и конфету и тоже дарила ребёнку. И все дети были очень рады. Потом мама взяла в руки то яблоко, которое я откусил, и сказала:

  – Леля и Минька, подойдите сюда. Кто из вас двоих откусил это яблоко? Леля сказала:

– Это Минькина работа.

Я дёрнул Лелю за косичку и сказал:

– Это меня Лелька научила. Мама говорит:

– Лелю я поставлю в угол носом, а тебе я хотела подарить заводной паровозик. Но теперь этот заводной паровозик я подарю тому мальчику, которому я хотела дать откусанное яблоко.

И она взяла паровозик и подарила его одному четырёхлетнему мальчику. И тот моментально стал с ним играть. И я рассердился на этого мальчика и ударил его по руке игрушкой. И он так отчаянно заревел, что его собственная мама взяла его на ручки и сказала:

– С этих пор я не буду приходить к вам в гости с моим мальчиком. И я сказал:

– Можете уходить, и тогда паровозик мне останется. И та мама удивилась моим словам и сказала:

– Наверное, ваш мальчик будет разбойник. И тогда моя мама взяла меня на ручки и сказала той маме:

– Не смейте так говорить про моего мальчика. Лучше уходите со своим золотушным ребёнком и никогда к нам больше не приходите. И та мама сказала:

– Я так и сделаю. С вами водиться – что в крапиву садиться. И тогда ещё одна, третья мама, сказала:

– И я тоже уйду. Моя девочка не заслужила того, чтобы ей дарили куклу с обломанной рукой. И моя сестрёнка Леля закричала:

– Можете тоже уходить со своим золотушным ребёнком. И тогда кукла со сломанной ручкой мне останется. И тогда я, сидя на маминых руках, закричал:

– Вообще можете все уходить, и тогда все игрушки нам останутся. И тогда все гости стали уходить. И наша мама удивилась, что мы остались одни. Но вдруг в комнату вошёл наш папа. Он сказал:

– Такое воспитание губит моих детей. Я не хочу, чтобы они дрались, ссорились и выгоняли гостей. Им будет трудно жить на свете, и они умрут в одиночестве. И папа подошёл к ёлке и потушил все свечи. Потом сказал:

– Моментально ложитесь спать. А завтра все игрушки я отдам гостям. И вот, ребята, прошло с тех пор тридцать пять лет, и я до сих пор хорошо помню эту ёлку. И за все эти тридцать пять лет я, дети, ни разу больше не съел чужого яблока и ни разу не ударил того, кто слабее меня. И теперь доктора говорят, что я поэтому такой сравнительно весёлый и добродушный.

 

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